Zach Hudson
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BOISE, Idaho — Up-and-coming band Settler’s Pit are desperately trying to sell their kidneys to pay for gas just one…
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John Danek
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I’m in a bit of a pickle here. Ever since I picked up guitar at 13 and subscribed to Guitar…
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Cameron Snow
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HANNA, Alberta — Rock band Nickelback reportedly dismissed swirling rumors that their new album “Geopolitical Quantum: An Analysis of Cosmic…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…
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Corey Montgomery
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Somehow August is already here. Soon, the leaves will be falling faster than our serotonin levels. It may feel hopeless…
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Scott Waldman
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A Fire Inside has been going strong for thirty-plus years and has eleven full-lengths, various questionable and/or unquestionable haircuts, and…
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Malia Simon
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Those of you who have been asking for a Maroon 5 review are in luck, and also, go fuck yourselves.…
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Mike Maher
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LODI, N.J. — A worrisome lump found on legendary Misfits guitarist Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein’s neck ended up being an…
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Cory Cousins
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SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Local doom metal legend Ted Halverson, the skinsman for classic doom outfits such as Snore and Prophet…
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Jeff Bender
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As more and more people return to the office they are having to deal with the unhinged coworker that thought…
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