August 2022 - Page 13 of 13

If This Applebee’s Staff Sings Me “Happy Birthday,” None of Us Are Walking Out of Here Alive

Zachary Wolf • August 2, 2022

You guys are my best friends. We’ve been through a lot together, and nothing is ever going to change that.…

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Cooking for a Vegan Friend? Here’s 5 Insultingly Easy Recipes That Say “I Did the Bare Minimum”

Sam Eardley • August 2, 2022

As plant-based diets become more and more mainstream, it's never been easier for carnivores to cater to the vegans in…

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Primus Fan Has More Pictures of Basses in Wallet Than of Own Children

Bobby Korec • August 1, 2022

WOONSOCKET, R.I. — Local dad and moderator of the “Rhode Island Primus Alliance” Facebook group Chester Bakersfield admitted to keeping…

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Conservative Boycotting Disney Now Will Only Visit Park 14 Times a Year

Patrick Coyne • August 1, 2022

BEATRICE, Neb. — Staunch conservative Todd Anderson vowed to limit his annual Disney World trips to slightly more than a…

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Performative Allyship? Corporations Ditch Shark Week Branding the Second It Ends

Max Barth • August 1, 2022

It’s that time of year, folks. It's the time when brands, corporations, and other institutions pledge their unwavering support to…

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Depressed Man Inadvertently Gets Totally Ripped From Using Weighted Blanket

Max Barth • August 1, 2022

PHILADELPHIA - Local man Justin Clark, who suffers from clinical depression and anxiety, inadvertently became completely shredded following months of…

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If This Applebee’s Staff Sings Me “Happy Birthday,” None of Us Are Walking Out of Here Alive

Cooking for a Vegan Friend? Here’s 5 Insultingly Easy Recipes That Say “I Did the Bare Minimum”

Primus Fan Has More Pictures of Basses in Wallet Than of Own Children

Conservative Boycotting Disney Now Will Only Visit Park 14 Times a Year

Performative Allyship? Corporations Ditch Shark Week Branding the Second It Ends

Depressed Man Inadvertently Gets Totally Ripped From Using Weighted Blanket

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