Gabe Porter
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Irritated gamer Jack Dubbins recently decided to try and find the SparkNotes for the game Disco Elysium…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Martin Long, 22, has reportedly joined the United States military after being inspired to save…
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Stephen Bell
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Richard Gere is known to be one of the silver foxes of Hollywood. With a full head of peppered grey…
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Krissy Howard
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UNITED STATES — Straight guy musicians from around the country who usually can’t shut the fuck up about how much…
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Mark Bouchard
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Bruce Springsteen is the greatest musician of all time and I refuse to entertain the notion that there is anyone…
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John Dixon
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man James Bo finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of growing out his hair last month, only…
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BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free To Film Next Tuesday, a new Marvel show that…
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I hated my body for years. No matter how much I worked out or how many compliments I guilted my…
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Dan Kozuh
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NORCROSS, Ga. — Local man Craig Barnett, who quit smoking in 1995, discovered a box yesterday filled with Camel cigarettes's…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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A person always has a razor-blade, piss, and a cigarette readily available, and whether you’re in the alley behind a…
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