SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would…
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Patrick Coyne
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SPANISH FORT, Ala. — Millennial Thomas Cervantes proudly stated today that he’s old enough to remember when MTV still played…
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Local Klan member and conservative activist David Mount has changed his views on wearing masks in…
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Somewhere along the way, my Facebook newsfeed changed from being a fun place to ogle bikini pics from girls I…
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DULUTH, Minn. — Local couple Alice Parker and Shaun McCoy announced the reunification of their relationship today, after having already…
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If you were horrified by the prisoner abuse at Abu Gharib in 2003, guess what? You might not be too…
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Kevin Flynn
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PLANET ARUS — The five members of Voltron Force, the team that pilots the super robot known as Voltron, assembled…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — NBA commissioner Adam Silver is using the league’s ongoing suspension due to COVID-19 to finally add “no…
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Sweep picking is the hardest, gnarliest, most impressive technique a man can do on a guitar. I can’t tell you…
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Zach Russell
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NEW YORK — Local man David Treyborn realized today, while testing the flow of the new bidet attachment he purchased…
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