ALBANY, N.Y. — Local promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham stole a substantial portion of his daughter’s cereal this morning to help…
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Joe Tilleli
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PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…
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Jon Ruggiero
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YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of…
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Peter Casciato
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — In an attempt to save himself from certain death by walking directly off a platform, a local…
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Jerrod Kingery
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BURBANK, Calif. — Production on the FOX reality show “LEGO Masters” was halted indefinitely today after some asshole stuck all…
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Noah Leavy
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SALT LAKE CITY — Longtime Imagine Dragons fan Katie Graham celebrated her 11th birthday this week with a dull celebration…
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Connor Relyea
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LOS ANGELES — Creators of the new hit cartoon Starlight Mountain recently expressed disappointment that, despite high ratings among toddlers,…
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Shea Strauss
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First things first: I’m totally, completely over my ex, Blythe. So naturally I don’t care about who she marries or…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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DALLAS — Post Malone’s mother Jodie Post unveiled her brand new “Live, Laugh, Love” face tattoo yesterday at her weekly…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Let me start this off by saying that I despise Sauron as much as the rest of you. Sauron is…
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