Nick Ortolani
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HEBRON, Ky. — Longtime Amazon fulfillment center worker Jayce Sheffield will use a combination of their accrued sick and vacation…
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John Dixon
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DECATUR, Ga. — Local Star Wars superfan John Aaronson, 38, recently encountered his arch nemesis: a fellow Star Wars superfan…
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V.F. Thompson
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After dutifully reporting to my essential job opening at 5 a.m. at Panera every morning since all this shit started…
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Tim Sheard
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Members of longstanding nü-metal band Slipknot are facing intense criticism today for refusing to donate their…
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Kevin Grant
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SEATTLE — A group of Dungeons and Dragons players were horrified to discover that the campaign they had been playing…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards…
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Russell Brooks
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SAN FRANCISCO — Friends and family were left looking for answers after a lone IGN writer stormed out of the…
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Alec Stein
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With the economy tanking and unemployment skyrocketing, we at The Hard Times realized it may have been misguided to assume…
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Ted Pillow
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SEATTLE — Punk band Knuckle Fist is being forced to give 80% of their economic stimulus check to their record…
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Grant Mulitz
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DALLAS — Following rumors that one of Joss Whedon’s most beloved and unabashedly racist admirers would soon be scrapped from…
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