Louie Aronowitz
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SAN FRANCISCO — Email marketing specialist Seth Samael, widely considered one of the most diabolical internet admins, was seen twirling…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…
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Kellen Beck
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Upon seeing the Nintendo Switch port of Dark Souls: Remastered in action, local gamer Ethan Bain, who…
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Louie Aronowitz
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I’ve always wanted to travel but it’s so expensive. Airfare, lodging, food; it all adds up very quickly. Anytime I…
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Charles Bill
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DETROIT — The operators of popular pornography site PornGash were confused and panicked last night when an actual local, horny…
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Jon Lalu
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First of all, woof. Secondly: we dogs have sniffed out a big hole in the gaming community that needs to…
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Dan Kozuh
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It's 2020 and the labels that were once put upon people suffering from mental illness have fallen away. It's finally…
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Shea Strauss
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ATLANTA —The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging people to give a “free pass” for intercourse between roommates…
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Hard Drive Staff
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ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Gatekeeping in the world of video games is an epidemic. It is our duty as those who are “in the…
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