Owen Crowlie
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LOS ANGELES — In a first for the multi-million dollar media franchise, president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige has confirmed…
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Gary Doyle
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CHICAGO — Local pervert Tommy Webster was surprised to discover yesterday a band named after mannequin pussy, his favorite fetish…
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Tim Nash
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It’s no secret that the rise of technology has furthered the generational divide dramatically. This new generation blatantly ignores the…
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Louie Aronowitz
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OMAHA, Neb. — Frontman/songwriter of folk/punk trio Astor tried to write lyrics as haiku poetry, but kept messing up the…
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John Regan
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — After waiting through three years of divorce, local brothers Jimmy and Kiernan Henderson received a surprise…
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Louie Aronowitz
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I'm trying to think of this emo band but I just can't remember their name. They were huge in the…
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Lauren Lavín
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LOS ANGELES — The number of new recruits joining Tiger Army has reached an all-time low, according to numbers released…
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Grant Mulitz
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JOHTO — Contemplating its afterlife for the first time in his life following a fierce battle, a local Pikachu fell…
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Freelancer
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EL PASO, Texas — The legal team at Williams & Ruprecht was stunned today when a seemingly normal stack of…
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V.F. Thompson
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All too often, health gurus and ex-partners will tell you that guzzling an endless stream of low-quality lager is incompatible…
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