December 2019 - Page 5 of 18

Lauren Lavin • December 25, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Everclear frontman Art Alexakis was “honestly not surprised” his father made no appearance at the family Christmas…

Jonah Nink • December 25, 2019

CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…

Kevin Flynn • December 25, 2019

Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…

Dan Kozuh • December 25, 2019

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

Anna Walsh • December 24, 2019

This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…

James Knapp • December 24, 2019

NORTH POLE — Members of the organization Stop Treating Animals Badly [STAB] rescued eight reindeer yesterday that were allegedly being…

Patrick Coyne • December 24, 2019

Before we start eating, I’d just like to say what we’re all thinking. This is our first Christmas without Uncle…

Owen Crowlie • December 24, 2019

CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named…

The Hard Times Staff • December 24, 2019

WHITMAN, Mass. — Small town police officer Patrick O’Brien is looking forward to reuniting with old friends and classmates while…

Bailey Hull • December 24, 2019

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto…

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