Lauren Lavin
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LOS ANGELES — Everclear frontman Art Alexakis was “honestly not surprised” his father made no appearance at the family Christmas…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Dan Kozuh
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Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…
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Anna Walsh
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This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…
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James Knapp
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NORTH POLE — Members of the organization Stop Treating Animals Badly [STAB] rescued eight reindeer yesterday that were allegedly being…
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Patrick Coyne
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Before we start eating, I’d just like to say what we’re all thinking. This is our first Christmas without Uncle…
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Owen Crowlie
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CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WHITMAN, Mass. — Small town police officer Patrick O’Brien is looking forward to reuniting with old friends and classmates while…
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Bailey Hull
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LAUSANNE, Switzerland — The International Olympic Committee announced this morning that the Executive Board had officially approved the 200m Naruto…
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