James Knapp
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Despite our reputation for edginess and youthful rebellion, we here at The Hard Times admit that sometimes when there’s a…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Departing employee Bridget Hogan’s profanity laced email instructing her former bosses to go fuck themselves was downgraded to…
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Joseph Stilwell
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…
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Giovanni Colantonio
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CHICAGO — A hectic scene unfolded this morning after a giant reptilian monster ravaged the downtown Chicago area, completely leveling…
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Louie Aronowitz
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EDEN — God, the almighty, omnipresent being responsible for the creation of life itself, finally confirmed that he removed Adam’s…
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Patrick Crooks
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WHEATON, Ill. — The intimate detail given by Pastor Ryan Landry at the wedding of Lauren Frey and Michael Dent…
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David Britton
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The real barrier to eating vegan is the lack of fast food options. In our culture if you want a…
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Patrick Coyne
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Amateur GG Allin impersonator, and introverted man that has no business being on any stage, Logan…
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Joshua Hudson
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FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…
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Patrick Coyne
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LAS VEGAS — Local punk Andrew “RatFink” Haseley was recently offered a cool $300 by the hit History Channel show…
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