Chandler Dean
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OSLO, Norway — In a development widely recognized by everyone in the group chat as “long overdue,” local buddy Dominic…
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Patrick Crooks
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BURBANK, Calif. — Contrarian punk Greg Howard derailed his family’s appearance on “Family Feud” yesterday with esoteric answers and random…
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Patrick Coyne
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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. — An alarming new report released today found that your DVD collection is in disarray, thanks to months…
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Anna Walsh
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When the opportunity to interview Green Day came up, we at The Hard Times were ecstatic. What couldn’t be gained…
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LD Wallace
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MATMATA, Tunisia — Close sources from within The Mandalorian production team solemnly reported today that breakout star Baby Yoda died…
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Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — The wardrobe department for last night’s episode of long-running procedural “NCIS: Los Angeles” dressed a “punk” character…
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Grant Mulitz
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Several weeks into a Stanford University study measuring the addictive nature of video games, participant Aidan…
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Edgar Towner
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SALIDA, Colo. — Grassroots activist organization Punks for Sustainable Merch announced yesterday the opening of a nature refuge to prevent…
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Patrick Coyne
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SAN DIEGO — Self-proclaimed “beard guy” Reggie Eustace transitioned back into “no personality guy” yesterday after shaving off his beard,…
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Erin McLaughlin
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BOSTON — Local barcade owner Giovanni Costi has been relentlessly attempting to achieve a perfect ratio between bar and cade…
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