It was November 11th, 2016. Socially-minded people like me were crying on sidewalks outside of Trader Joe’s locations all across…
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SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…
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SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…
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HARTFORD, Conn. — An elite extraction unit was called in last night to save local hardcore kid Tom Rodrigues from…
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LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Local zine Weedkiller published their annual list this morning of the hunkiest, most eligible bachelors of Charlotte’s…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the…
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STILLWATER, Okla. — Doorjam guitarist and licensed driver Cory Adams passionately disagreed yesterday with his bandmates on what the phrase…
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EL PASO, Texas — Local musician Lenny Windsor was sentenced to two consecutive life sentences today for his part in…
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