Mark Roebuck
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CRYSTAL LAKE, N.J. — After over a half a decade of calamity and a body count in the triple digits,…
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Look, I’m just as pissed off about these billionaires controlling all the money as everybody else. And or course I…
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Matt Wassung
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Hartfield Insurance sales representative Ernie Boisvert told his coworkers today that he is “...a bit of…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Exasperated by the fact that she’d been misled by yet another exaggerated profile picture, sources say that…
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary emo quartet Rockem Sockem Gobots announced today a 10th anniversary tour celebrating their record Stunted Descension,…
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It was November 11th, 2016. Socially-minded people like me were crying on sidewalks outside of Trader Joe’s locations all across…
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SKULL MOUNTAIN — The dreaded dragon Pwaun, bringer of fire and pain, was awoken from slumber yesterday upon his hoarded…
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SAN FRANCISCO — A nationwide coalition of physicians held an event today detailing their recommendation for Americans to spend zero…
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HARTFORD, Conn. — An elite extraction unit was called in last night to save local hardcore kid Tom Rodrigues from…
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LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…
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