Edgar Towner
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NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local bully Justin Marwall was reportedly unaware that the child he was picking on in his 8th…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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UNDISCLOSED — A secret job opening for an entry level position in the Illuminati posted today requires a minimum of…
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Tim Ross
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LOS ANGELES — Amidst the growing controversy over Fortnite’s use of dances created by other artists, Soulja Boy is the…
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John Danek
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Back in my day, people valued hard work. I fought tooth and claw to become VP at my father's coal…
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Andy Holt
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DURHAM, N.C. — Local father Bob Taggart spent all of last night’s show at the Steel Cup Lounge speaking with…
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Doug Francisco
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I have liked my son ever since he came out 18 years ago, and I've been competitive on the parent…
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Brian Polk
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RENO, Nev. — Local man and former alcoholic Richard McCann allegedly considers himself “totally sober” now, after switching the focus…
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Scabby
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Dear Scabby: It’s only a couple weeks into the new year and I’m already ready to give up on my…
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Gerry Todd
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I for one am FED UP with fake SJW hypocrites who CLAIM to speak up for the little guy and…
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