September 2018 - Page 3 of 12

The Hard Times Staff • September 26, 2018

Aries (March 21 - April 19) Remember, Aries: Mars rules your sign; it does not rule you. Cancel your preorder…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 25, 2018

THIS IS A TEMPLATE. DO NOT FORGET TO FILL IN THE BLANKS WHEN THE INEVITABLE NEW STORY COMES OUT. DO…

Andy Holt • September 25, 2018

Listen up! As a white man, I can stay silent no longer. Whatever the most oppressed person in any given…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 25, 2018

Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • September 25, 2018

Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games…

Goodrich Gevaart • September 25, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Black metal-themed coffee shop Welkin Thirst unveiled their newest drink today: a spiced latte, containing zested pieces…

Eric Navarro • September 24, 2018

Oh neat! A series of new studies have been emerging showing that behaviors once considered dangerous are actually positive qualities.…

John Danek • September 24, 2018

PITTSBURGH, Pa. — Pittsburgh punk brats World's Scariest Police Chases are on a quest to ensure that all discussion about…

Janet Garcia • September 24, 2018

SAN DIEGO — Sarah Rodriguez attended her weekly D&D meetup today where she roleplays as a human rogue woman named…

Ben Fullelove • September 24, 2018

CLEVELAND — Metal legend Dave Mustaine refused to leave the lobby of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at…