CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Years of clinical research has found that, on average, female bands playing local shows receive only 78…
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NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Mourner Bryan Powell was reportedly infatuated last week with how different the tap water in Nashville tasted…
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I’m probably being a hypochondriac but does anyone know if The Flaming Lips are contagious? I was tested earlier this…
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Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Tensions are high near the 15th this month — especially around your home and family life.…
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OOh shit, you guys I really need your advice here. I just punched this Nazi in a bar and HE’S…
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AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil — In a stunning development, researchers discovered and were able to document the recollections of what anthropologists…
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TRENTON, N.J. — Aaron Parker, lead guitarist for the power-pop quartet Blue Tie, secretly re-recorded rhythm guitarist Jake Chin’s outgoing…
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