OOh shit, you guys I really need your advice here. I just punched this Nazi in a bar and HE’S…
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AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil — In a stunning development, researchers discovered and were able to document the recollections of what anthropologists…
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TRENTON, N.J. — Aaron Parker, lead guitarist for the power-pop quartet Blue Tie, secretly re-recorded rhythm guitarist Jake Chin’s outgoing…
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BEL AIR, Calif. - Eccentric science teacher Elon Musk is in a romantic relationship with professional art student Grimes, sources…
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Michael Luis
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May 8, 2018
In this day and age it can be increasingly difficult to find a good show space where everybody is welcome.…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local punk Steven Marsh botched his 23andMe test late last week after inexplicably vomiting into the DNA…
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LAS VEGAS — Scene staple Pat “P” Ott learned last night that the show they believed to be sold out…
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Doug Francisco
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May 8, 2018
FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could…
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UNITED STATES — Local white guy Trent Langlois was ready to jump right into celebrating the music video for Childish…
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Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
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