Danny Taverner
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NEW YORK — Progressive punk Otto Williams replaced the phrase “bum a cigarette” earlier today with “homeless person a cigarette”…
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Ted Pillow
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Jeff Sessions’ crusade against marijuana is damaging to the American economy, harmful to our healthcare system, and totally blows chunks…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TOKYO, Japan — Fans booted up the new “Dragon Ball FighterZ” today to discover that all fights in the game…
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Danny Taverner
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — 13 ½-year-old punk Bailey Tolbert is in a “full-blown” midlife crisis, unsure what to do with…
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Jordan Breeding
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TOPEKA, Kan. — Ignoring the whistling rifle rounds threatening to prematurely end his 27-minute gaming session, freelance graphic designer Jaiden…
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Doug Francisco
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Look at that drummer. She just put down her regular sticks and picked up two little bundles of kebab skewers.…
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Jeremy Hammond
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Alicia Lane is spending another long, slippery, water-soaked winter in her insufficiently winterized Doc Marten…
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Corey Almond
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TOKYO, Japan — Following the success of the Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer it released in June 2017, Square Enix announced…
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Mike Civins
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Attention longtime Slayer fans! If you’ve shown your dedication to thrash legends Slayer by carving the band’s name into your…
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Enough is enough. When they came for my haircut (a slicked back undercut) I didn’t say anything. Yes, I know,…
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