Dan Kozuh
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August 31, 2017
DALLAS — Huffing aficionado Garrett Brass tactfully broke down for uninitiated newcomers the complexities of a can of spray paint…
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Louie Aronowitz
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August 31, 2017
LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…
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Kyle Erf
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August 31, 2017
[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — A recently summoned Death Cab was not intended…
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Ted Pillow
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August 31, 2017
It's back-to-school season and kids everywhere can’t help but feel nervous: Will they make new friends this year? Finally talk…
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James Kinneen
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August 31, 2017
TEUTONS VILLAGE — An internal memo written by a Teutonic gold miner to his king arguing that male villagers are…
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Kyle Erf
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August 31, 2017
DALLAS — The FBI’s Hostage Rescue Team was condemned by civil liberties advocates today for their “needless use of force”…
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LOS ANGELES — Described by loved ones as “charismatic,” “fun,” “unpredictable,” and “always the life of the party,” Clark Tomlinson…
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Steven Kowalski
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August 30, 2017
It looks like some people just never learn. We tried to warn them, tried to tell them differently. I mean,…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 30, 2017
BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star…
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Eric T. Roth
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August 30, 2017
SHEBOYGAN, Ill. — The nation’s radical “alt-center” is aggressively going about their normal day today without interruptions, according to reports…
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