Mark Roebuck
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May 31, 2017
ORLANDO, Fla. — Part-time Arby’s fry cook Marty Pitts recently asked coworker Clint Kettering if fronting local metal band Intoxicunt…
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Mike Civins
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May 31, 2017
GUILFORD, Conn. — Folk-punk legend Ol’ Tom Tassy, rumored to stand 180 feet tall and use a modified train car…
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Danny Taverner
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May 31, 2017
As the saying goes, opinions are like Black Flag tattoos: we’ve all got them and a few of them we…
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Krissy Howard
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May 30, 2017
[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Aging punk Valeri Kravtsova announced plans earlier today…
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Jeremy Hammond
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May 30, 2017
NEW YORK — An elite bomb squad of renegade punks called to investigate a suspicious package at the Chrysler Building…
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Yo dude, let’s play a game: how much money would it take for you to suck another man’s dick? $100?…
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Contributor
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May 29, 2017
LAS VEGAS — A tense scene unfolded at Bowl City USA last night, when longtime skinhead Jonathan “Jonny” Bell insisted…
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Chris Nakis
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May 29, 2017
OKLAHOMA CITY — The owner of a local goth bakery refused to bake a wedding cake for an “unbearably happy”…
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Graham Isador
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May 29, 2017
Craig Jenkins, drummer for Toronto punk band Spitfire, got totally cucked last night when he just sat and watched as…
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Ashley Naftule
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May 28, 2017
LAS VEGAS — Patrons and employees at the Hi-Ball Bowling Alley recently discovered that the party of ten men in…
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