Bobby Korec
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SAN FRANCISCO — Leftist software engineer Connor Newburg vocally expressed wishing that he could travel back in time to kill…
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Peter Ferrarese
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Bluesky: It seems like the place on the internet where everyone wants to be right now. “It’s like Twitter, but…
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SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…
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Trevor Graham
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BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…
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Matt Husser
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BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg sparked controversy after claiming that Elon Musk's botched penis implant “wouldn't have gone down like that”…
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Trevor Graham
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DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Social pariah and world’s richest man Elon Musk made a staggering donation to a new startup…
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Stephen Bell
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WASHINGTON — The world’s richest man Elon Musk and President-elect Donald Trump are reportedly closer than ever after finding common…
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Tim Sheard
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Local businessman and investor Elon Musk presented his clear vision of the future where humanity thought…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Users on the social media platform Threads were recently abuzz with news that President Joe Biden might…
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