Billy Patterson
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Local Publix shopper Wesley Clemons removed his protective face mask this morning after realizing that no one…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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CHICAGO — Freelance marketing writer Jim Podaski reportedly channeled his inner “Mad Men” protagonist Don Draper today for his latest…
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Patrick Coyne
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SPRINGFIELD, Va. — A surprising new study found that in reality, your cat’s voice sounds nothing like the lispy, insultingly…
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Michael Edwards
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. — An unidentified man is still at large today after five separate incidents of parting people by…
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Dan Kozuh
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OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch,…
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Twitter is buzzing about a lot of things right now, but none of them are the tweets by Kurt Williams,…
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LOS ANGELES – 31-year-old "Weird Al" Yankovic fan Erik Clark is attempting to come to terms with the fact that he…
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The Hard Times Staff
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AUSTIN, TX - With stipulations like "TV Can Only Be Used to Watch Spanish Language Three's Company" and "Carpet Ceiling,"…
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