Dom Turek
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Jeremy Squires is celebrating an astonishing 15 years of contemplating sobriety surrounded by friends, family,…
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John Danek
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Pretentious bourbon sniffer Patrick Welles is ruining the otherwise fun vibes of an impromptu house party hang…
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Laura Merli
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MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…
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Krissy Howard
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FLATWOODS, Ky. — Local woman and sloppy-wasted friend Kara Stanley offered a play-by-play account moments ago of the “absolute ass-kicking”…
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Mark Turner
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. - A local house party reportedly turned sour last night, as local man Seth Needham spent the entire…
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