PITTSBURGH — Local Super Smash Bros. Melee player Robert Sheely stared in awe and confusion at a nearly fifteen-year-old Zenith CRT TV complete with a…
BOSTON — Local father and tire store manager Dennis Bowman said the words “Pawn Stars” into his Xfinity smart-TV remote last night, marking the first…
COLUMBUS — Local man Louis Contreras enthusiastically noted Monday morning that a man wearing a Turnstile T-shirt was in the background of a breaking news…
ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went missing right before the unrelated…
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — The assistant manager of Rocky’s Tavern told celebrated Bloomington, Ind. indie-rockers Silverdream that they could “…just set up under the big screen…
CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever to building artificial life, but…
ATLANTA — AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has scientists perplexed by its ability to continue airing, despite their observations that the show has been dead for…
LA LUZ, N.M. — Zoe Rivas was reunited last night with her family’s premium cable subscription immediately upon returning to her parents’ house for a…
LONDON — The fourth season of British tech-horror television show Black Mirror is expected to take on some new themes this year, including phones “talking,…
OK, so this is probably the saddest that a human being can feel. Just last night, Rubin, my dog of 14 years, passed away. Very…
Freedom of speech is one of the greatest tenets of American life. Regardless of political affiliation, no true American takes their first amendment rights for…
AMERICA — Hipsters Without Borders (HWB), a new non-profit organization, recently began work to educate America’s underprivileged children about the David Lynch/Mark Frost landmark ’90s…
MITCHELL, SD – During a recent viewing of popular crime drama Law and Order: SVU on the USA network, local mother Kathy Schumacher surmised that…