Matt Husser
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November 28, 2024
HORNERSTOWN, N.J. — Serial killer and torture pioneer Jigsaw was reportedly left horrified today after his unwilling Thanksgiving guests quickly…
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Nathan Kamal
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November 25, 2021
Thanksgiving is the best time of year for gathering friends and family and appreciating all the year has given you!…
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Goodrich Gevaart
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November 25, 2021
SCHAUMBURG, Ill. — Twice divorced Uncle Mike Dilmer became outraged beyond comprehension due to the mere existence of Tofurky at…
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Nathan Kamal
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November 16, 2021
Thanksgiving: the most quintessentially American of all holidays. More than Christmas, more than the Fourth of July, even more than…
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Rob Walker
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November 26, 2020
DENVER — Local woman Stephanie Robbins admitted today she now wishes she hadn't already used the “deadly pandemic” excuse to…
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Krissy Howard
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November 26, 2020
ROSEDALE, Miss. — Local punk Kerry Gagne is stuck with several loads of unwashed laundry that she was planning to…
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Stephen Bell
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November 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Onlookers at the traditional Thanksgiving White House turkey pardoning ceremony were left unsurprised today after President Trump attempted…
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Tyler Simpson
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March 13, 2020
NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…
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Doug Francisco
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November 28, 2019
ALLSTON, Mass. — David “Big D” McWane, lead singer of Big D and the Kids Table, was asked to dine…
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NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,…
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