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Scene Kid Who Was Conceived At First Warped Tour Cannot Afford To Attend 2025 Revival

Amy Currul • October 18, 2024

ORLANDO, FLa. — Young fans of the legendary Warped Tour are frustrated to find that tickets for the 2025 revival…

So-Called Punk Show Still Features Organized Ticket Line and Thorough Safety Procedures

Adam Frost-Venrick • August 30, 2024

ATHENS, Ga. — Beloved local bar and music venue Whiskey Dick McGraw’s is facing backlash from confused and disappointed punks…

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Biden Cancels Campaign Citing Low Ticket Sales

Garry Kerls • July 21, 2024

WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden announced he would be scrapping his plans for a reelection campaign citing low ticket sales…

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The 50 Worst Blink-182 Songs to Play at Your Grandfather’s Funeral

Corey Montgomery • November 7, 2023

It finally happened, your beloved Grandfather passed away. He will be remembered for complaining about how nobody wants to work…

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Ticketmaster Adds Preemptive Heatstroke Treatment Fee to All Tickets

Jessica Lillian • September 6, 2023

LOS ANGELES – Ticketing giant Ticketmaster announced they will be tacking on a new “preemptive heatstroke treatment” fee to all…

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Tour Pre-Sale Code Allows Fans To Get Shittiest Seats First

Jose Balderas • June 21, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Ticketmaster’s latest pre-sale for the Now That’s What I Call Music Tour allowed concertgoers to register for…

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Milwaukee Metal Fest Imposing Strict 12 Beer Minimum

Ben Friedman • April 7, 2023

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Organizers of the newly resurrected Milwaukee Metal Fest announced all attendees must adhere to a strict 12…

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Graphic Designer Saves New File as “Bane Flyer FINAL FINAL.PSD”

Matt McInerney • February 7, 2023

WORCESTER, Mass. – Local graphic designer Jamie O'Connor, is reportedly saving a new file as "Bane Flyer FINAL FINAL.psd" and…

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Nation’s Boomer Parents Suggest “Just Picking Up the Phone and Calling” to Get Taylor Swift Tickets

Jessica Lillian • November 21, 2022

UNITED STATES — Aging parents across the country encouraged their children to “just pick up the phone and give Ticketmaster…

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Report: Parking Costs More Than Show Ticket

Neel Bhakta • April 25, 2022

DALLAS — Skeptical show-goers recently expressed dissatisfaction following the realization that venue parking fees are more expensive than their ticket…

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