Colleen Nerney
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BLACK ROCK DESERT, Nev. – Burning Man festival attendee Joshua Lewis recently died onsite due to his utter paranoia that…
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Dianne Nora
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NEW YORK — Compassionate Queens native Kacey Mora selflessly volunteered her time to help bathe actor and infrequent washer Jake…
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Freelancer
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local horny-as-hell woman Wendy Charleton fears what might happen if she were to get drunk alone with…
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Bobby Korec
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PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Local inebriated man Kevin Donaghue drank a few sips of water before bed moments ago in an…
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Somewhere along the way, my Facebook newsfeed changed from being a fun place to ogle bikini pics from girls I…
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Jessica Carreiro
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Looking to save face with your ex while also desperately trying to get her back? Cue the breakup playlist! Nothing…
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I am fall-down drunk right now. For real. I have literally fallen down and I am presently lying on the…
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