Gregg Gethard
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May 7, 2020
GLENSIDE, Penn. — A new report from the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention states that a majority of American’s…
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Collin Canning
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March 16, 2020
NEW YORK — Newly single and perfectly healthy man Dave Prost edited his Tinder bio yesterday, replacing his height with…
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RACINE, Wisc. — Climate scientists predict that some indoor DIY music venue temperatures will plummet to a record low of…
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Johnny Mo
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January 27, 2018
CHICAGO — Climatologists are blaming record-low temperatures for the steep decline in Year-Round Shorts-Guy populations, resulting in a massive shortage…
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SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. -- The National Weather Service issued a hazard warning earlier today, predicting record temperatures and a potentially deadly…
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