Dan Kozuh
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LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…
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Malia Simon
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I finally did it: after years of creating absolute dogshit music that no one would listen to, I finally found…
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Reuben Blanchard
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We are all getting old, and so is metal! But what is metal? That’s a great question we’re not gonna…
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Chris Bowen
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WEBSTER, N.Y. — Leading music experts unanimously agreed that arguments between fans over which metal bands are considered to be…
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Scott Murray
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ATLANTA — A group of heroic gatekeepers came together to stop the spread of a new subgenre of hardcore music…
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Matt McInerney
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Can you believe this asshole? Sitting there like an idiot, playing that alt nu-metal garbage on repeat again. You can…
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Nathan Kamal
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Bum-bum-diddily bumbumbumbum! Remember that thrilling sound of humming, super-wet reverb from the first time you watched Pulp Fiction because some…
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Matt McInerney
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Metal is all about precision. The meticulousness of a face-melting solo, the accuracy of a complex repeated riff. The exactness…
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