DENVER — Lifelong sports fan Brian Pimento is allegedly now “all in” for German soccer club Borussia Mönchengladbach despite never…
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Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Quarantined Bella Vista resident Zack Simmons is so desperate for any interaction with his fellow Philadelphians, he’s resorted…
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Issa Diao
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local rapist Kent Mehring once again avoided any consequences for his repeated sexual assaults last week, despite…
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Matt Wassung
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HOUSTON — Houston Roughnecks quarterback P.J. Walker turned heel earlier today by hitting several teammates with a steel chair and…
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Tom Peters
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If you’re like me, the Super Bowl is the only football game you’ll watch all year. Maybe a coworker invited…
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Bobby Korec
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PHILADELPHIA — Friend-of-a-friend and uninvited Super Bowl party guest Bartholomew Youngblood just wants everyone to know that the word “football”…
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Edgar Towner
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Football season is drawing to an end, and millions of Americans are gathering around the tube to catch the big…
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Joe Rumrill
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MIAMI — Super Bowl LIV between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers was ground to a screeching…
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Patrick Crooks
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Released in 1994, Little Giants is the classic underdog story of a misfit football team overcoming the odds to defeat…
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Ted Pillow
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KINGS PARK, N.Y. — Local punk Joe Ricchio finally bonded with his fanatical sports fan father last week, thanks to…
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