Tim Graham
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HAWTHORNE, Calif. — A mechanical engineer at SpaceX spontaneously exploded while quietly working on a CAD drawing, according to blood-spattered…
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Stephen Bell
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BOCA CHICA, Texas – The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, says that he will be creating a new political party…
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Matt Husser
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BOSTON — Mark Wahlberg sparked controversy after claiming that Elon Musk's botched penis implant “wouldn't have gone down like that”…
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Maksym LaRouche
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BROWNSVILLE, Texas — SpaceX announced they will no longer be allowing school teachers on their spaceships following the second explosion…
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Social pariah and world’s richest man Elon Musk made a staggering donation to a new startup…
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Tim Sheard
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BOCA CHICA, Texas — Local businessman and investor Elon Musk presented his clear vision of the future where humanity thought…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Richest man in the world, Elon Musk, acquired Twitter earlier today and will immediately begin rewriting the…
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Tony Morse
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NEW YORK — Local Amazon employee Jeff Baxter developed a plan to finally use the bathroom at work after reading…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…
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Mark Roebuck
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WARSAW — Following the tumultuous release of their long anticipated RPG CyberPunk 2077, CD Projekt Red has appointed entrepreneur and…
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