Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — In the midst of backlash over the government shutdown and its effects on the country’s neediest citizens, President…
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Freelancer
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WASHINGTON — Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is reportedly getting really into online porn in an effort to relieve…
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Tim Graham
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BRATTLEBORO, Vt. — Fans of random video chat site Omegle were shocked to find their favorite method of meeting new…
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Ryan Fleishman
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WASHINGTON — Congress signed a last-minute funding measure to narrowly avoid a government shutdown today after a crowd gathered on…
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Krissy Howard
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WILMINGTON, Del. — Newly vaccinated woman Denise Adame took advantage of her inoculated status late yesterday afternoon to step outside…
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A friend whom you haven’t spoken to, texted, or shared an Instagram exchange with in the…
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Anna Walsh
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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Staff and audience members at the newly reopened Cherry Pit reported a puzzling stench that may be…
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Lauren Lavín
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PHILADELPHIA — A group of local crust punks selflessly offered to help furloughed “bootlicking peons of the bloated and immoral…
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Dan Tomascik
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WASHINGTON — Members of the newly-inaugurated 116th Congress of the United States are already facing a fresh challenge: rebooting a…
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Rick Homuth
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WASHINGTON — Police officers broke up a rowdy Capitol Hill gathering early Saturday morning after receiving noise complaints from several…
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