Freelancer
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November 12, 2015
SARASOTA, Fla. – Sources confirmed show-goer Ethan Clark abandoned his panicked attempts to fix a lamp he broke during a…
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NASHVILLE - Following a sparsely attended Halloween show, members of every band on the bill were horrified to discover the…
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Contributor
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October 16, 2015
LEXINGTON, KY -- According to sources close to the event, last night’s show at The Shit Palace wrapped up at 5:00…
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Ian Fishman
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October 2, 2015
DENVER – Despite recurring gastrointestinal issues that have led to countless lonely nights and angry stares from fellow bus riders, multiple sources confirmed that…
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Contributor
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September 18, 2015
New York – In a heartfelt act of altruism, Ben Dawson, lead singer of recently formed hardcore band Deadbolt, concluded his…
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SAN JOSE, Calif. - In a solemn display of unity, punks from several nearby scenes gathered this weekend to plan the inevitable…
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AUSTIN, Texas - The tallest guy in the room has finally found the perfect woman to stand in front of for…
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NEW LAS VEGAS, Nev. - Local punk Donnie Taylor avoided public humiliation by programming the GPS of his parents’ self-navigating…
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ORLEANS, Mass. - Ticket holder Nick Cascarella made a desperate attempt to appear to be busy on his phone upon…
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