Roll Tag Archives - HARDTIMES

Cop Brags That Rage Against The Machine Did Entire Song About Him and His Friends

Tony Morse • October 24, 2022

LOS ANGELES — Veteran Los Angeles Police Officer Sergeant David Lancaster came forward as the inspiration for Rage Against the…

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Aerosmith Inducted Into Mediocre Unremarkable Middle-of-the-Road Bullshit Hall of Fame

Dan Rice • December 14, 2017

LOS ANGELES — After nearly five decades and 15 studio albums, Aerosmith will be inducted into the Mediocre, Unremarkable, Middle-of-the-Road…

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New Dave Grohl Supergroup to Be Solo Project

Jeff Cardello • December 4, 2017

SEATTLE — Dave Grohl, the famed drummer, guitarist and musical overachiever, has formed a new supergroup consisting only of himself,…

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Study Confirms the Boys Are Back in Town

Liam Hart • May 6, 2017

CLEVELAND — A study by social anthropologists at Case Western Reserve University confirmed that the boys are back in town, ending…

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Eddie Vedder Desperately Trying to Tell Young Boy, “There’s Trouble at the Old Well!”

Dan Rice • December 16, 2016

EMMAUS, Pa. -- A tense and confusing scene unfolded this morning as musician Eddie Vedder, singer of iconic grunge band…

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Out-of-Touch Mom Still Worried About KISS

Kyle Erf • March 21, 2016

PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I…

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Guitarist Wakes Up From Five-Year Solo

Freelancer • January 6, 2016

HEMPSTEAD, NY - Family and friends of local guitarist James Kenney rejoiced early this morning, as the musician awoke from his coma-like state after playing…

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Lemmy Waiting Until End of Tour to Announce He’s Dead

Drew Kaufman • October 1, 2015

PARIS, FRANCE – Motörhead frontman and legendary rock star, Lemmy Kilmister, confided in his bandmates that he would be waiting until…

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