Press "Enter" to skip to content

New Dave Grohl Supergroup to Be Solo Project

SEATTLE — Dave Grohl, the famed drummer, guitarist and musical overachiever, has formed a new supergroup consisting only of himself, industry sources confirmed. “Dave has…

Study Confirms the Boys Are Back in Town

CLEVELAND — The boys are officially back in town, according to social experts, ending decades of speculation about their whereabouts. The study, set in motion…

Out-of-Touch Mom Still Worried About KISS

PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I caught my son listening to…

Guitarist Wakes Up From Five-Year Solo

HEMPSTEAD, NY – Family and friends of local guitarist James Kenney rejoiced early this morning, as the musician awoke from his coma-like state after playing a guitar solo for five…