WINDSOR, Conn — Local terrible cousin Terry Reynolds made everyone uncomfortable at his family’s annual Memorial Day BBQ by loudly…
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Steve Packosky
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BIRMINGHAM, England — A large number of the attendees of Black Sabbath’s upcoming reunion show at Villa Park announced their…
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Shane Pauker
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CHICAGO — Teenager Liam Mason is desperately holding out hope that Riot Fest’s mystery lineup will include a reunion of…
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Alex Vlahov
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Winter is coming back to Michigan. The stench of the dogfood factory won’t leave your clothes. But at least Oasis…
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Patrick Crooks
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LOS ANGELES — Citing the ever-increasing reality of their impending mortality, members of the iconic punk band Broken Tongue announced…
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John Danek
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HAZLETON, Penn. — An outraged atheist berated a fellow customer in a local record shop upon overhearing a discussion that…
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Tim Mehew
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SACRAMENTO, Calif — Several Attendees of the Montgomery High School Class of ‘03 Reunion were left baffled when the night…
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James Knapp
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SMYRNA, Del. — High school metal band Drunk Blacksmith made an adolescent pact that if when they’re all “as old…
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Colleen Nerney
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Title Fight remains the only good thing to come out of Pennsylvania. They also remain hardcore’s gold-star ghosters for being…
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Corey Montgomery
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It finally happened, your beloved Grandfather passed away. He will be remembered for complaining about how nobody wants to work…
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