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drummer, triplets, notes

Drummer Expecting Triplets Accidentally Births Two Dotted Eighths, One Eighth Note Instead

John Danek • August 31, 2021

LAREDO, Texas — Punk drummer Marcus Flannery shocked the medical and music worlds by giving birth not to triplets as…

silver lining, woman, kids

Silver Lining: Woman Who Chose to Not Have Kids No Longer Forced to Explain Why

Krissy Howard • August 10, 2021

BILLINGS, Mont. — Childless freak by choice Shelby Van Camp recognized yesterday that the silver lining to the colossal shitshow…

republican, hitler, time traveler

Republican Time Traveler to Protest Outside Building Where Collection of Other Time Travelers Intend to Kill Baby Hitler

Patrick Coyne • August 1, 2021

BRANAU AM INN, Austria — Conservative podcaster and chrononaut Arlo Sanderson travelled back in time to protest the assassination of…

Opinion: We Wouldn’t Have an Abortion Debate Today if Roe and Wade Had Just Settled Things in the Octagon

Dan Rice • June 23, 2021

In 1970 the case of Roe vs. Wade was brought before the Supreme Court. After a nearly three-year trial and…