Jus Kaplan
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SOMERVILLE, Mass. — Local 29-year-old Hector Pinske can no longer locate his refrigerator under a steadily growing pile of magnets,…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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Laurie Storrie
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AUSTIN, Texas — Local ex-boyfriend Sergio Matthews offered a convincing argument as to why he doesn't need therapy by pacing…
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Patrick Coyne
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BECKETT RIDGE, Ohio — Suburban punk Adam Kincaid spotted yesterday an unopened, full price and unexpired package of Sargento string…
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PITTSBURGH — Local DIY lifestyle advocate and sexually frustrated man Peter Jansen unveiled today his self-made sex robot, which looks…
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