Ben Friedman
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WASHINGTON — The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced a three-week run performance featuring Terry Gillespie, a…
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Dan Rice
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Fringe theory used to be fun. You just sat around getting stoned for hours on end, speculating wildly about topics…
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Dan Rice
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It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own…
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Tim Sheard
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Remember back in the day when Facebook was a genuinely useful social tool for keeping in touch with old friends…
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Dan Kozuh
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KENILWORTH, Ill. — Local metalhead Travis Garnette was dejected after failing to scare unsuspecting suburbanites while wandering around Lovelace Park…
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PITTSBURGH — American Eagle announced a series of ads highlighting how good black people are at playing basketball in an…
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HELL — Legendary professional wrestler, adulterer, and noted racist Hulk Hogan admitted he was confused as to why heaven seemed…
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Steve Packosky
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Up and coming MAGA rapper Shilla Flo found his career reaching new heights after sexual harassment…
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Tim Sheard
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NEW YORK — Columbia University agreed to re-hire several prominent phrenologists in a bid to quell President Trump’s threat of…
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump debuted a completely new pronunciation of the holiday “Cinco De Mayo” while addressing local reporters…
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