With October nearly in the books, we decided to take a look at some of the newer variety of pumpkin flavored beverages offered up this…
ATLANTA — The popularity of Home Depot’s “12-Foot-Tall Skeleton” reached a fever pitch this year, and employees of the megastore chain were instructed to start…
GAZA CITY — Israel’s Defense Minister Yoav Gallant defended the continued bombing of Palestinian civilians by asserting Hamas leaders are hiding inside the local children,…
Halloween: just one of many holidays that, upon reaching adulthood, is little more than an excuse to get absolutely shitfuck wasted without being judged as…
NEW YORK – A recent Bloomberg report announced that Taylor Swift’s wealth is now an estimated $1.1 Billion, after her record-breaking Eras tour and left…
Well, that concludes our paranormal investigation of your turn-of-the-century Victorian farmhouse. After using numerous spirit-locating devices and other elaborate ghost-searching tools, we’re happy to conclude…
Halloween is almost here and that doesn’t mean a damn thing to me, because every moment in my rundown slum of an apartment is a…
New York — Local thirty-something punk Charles Murray is unable to settle on an official complaint about this year’s Fest, indecisive sources confirmed. “I go…
Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! As a new father, you face a classic dilemma: you want to spend time with your child…
Here at the Hard Times, we’re always willing to help out our fans, and today we’ll be responding to a fan letter sent by Jack…
Morning, dear reader. To start, we have to say the fact or opinion that The Spill Canvas is not a band, but, if we’re being…
“King of the Hill” has long been an American institution. Holding a mirror up to American society, it shouts ‘Look! Look upon yourselves, American society!’…
LONDON – Just hours after announcing a “new” Beatles song enabled by artificial intelligence, the surviving members of the seminal rock group, Paul McCartney and…
You finally got a match on your favorite dating app. They’re cute, they seem to have their shit together, and most importantly have agreed to…
CHARLOTTE – Local newlyweds Sarah Jones and Doug Tayler were caught off guard towards the end of their wedding celebration when management from the event…