Nathan Kamal
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America’s bizarre fascination with cartoon cats has existed for the entirety of our country’s existence, originating with a tortie that…
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Unless you’re a very particular type of person, the films of David Lynch are not what come to mind when…
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Charles Bill
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People always told me to dance like no one was watching. To sing like nobody's listening. But it turns out…
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WASHINGTON — Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly spent the entire night laughing and talking on the phone with former…
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Garry Kerls
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden announced he would be scrapping his plans for a reelection campaign citing low ticket sales…
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Steve Packosky
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Sick Formulas Fatal to the Flesh shirt, bro. You’re a Morbid Angel fan? Prove it by naming three ancient Sumerian…
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Chris Bratton
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I never thought I’d be a cautionary tale. But now I know you should never get blackout drunk in front…
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Corey Montgomery
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It’s been another long week, and you’re hoping to get a little R&R in before yet another Monday comes in…
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Doug Kolic
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Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus, that famous old French dude who was an expert at predicting world events. But what if…
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Dan Kozuh
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LEMI, Finland — The International Heavy Metal Association (IHMA) agreed today to accept that “Beer” and “Professional Wrestling” will be…
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