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Since the 1970s The Muppets have provided that rare breed of wholesome entertainment that truly caters to the whole family. Unfortunately, as is the case…
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Whoa, what a night. Always good to catch up with the old crew when I’m back in town. Glad we could all get together for…
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Throughout its original 8 Season run, the beloved sitcom “Full House” was a reliable source of life advice, the majority of which came from head…