OCEANSIDE, Calif. — As I Lay Dying frontman, and convicted felon, Tim Lambesis was caught on a home video having a meltdown after realizing the…
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WASHINGTON — The world’s richest man Elon Musk and President-elect Donald Trump are reportedly closer than ever after finding common ground while discussing which of…
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Well folks, it’s been another week spent careening wildly into ever-growing uncertainty. If modern news cycles and social media hadn’t made us irreparably numb, we’d…
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