Brian Wishart
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Local man Jason Ulbrych was arrested after being accused of selling burned CDs out of his locker…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — The New York City Police Department unveiled a new AI surveillance program that promised to help them…
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Robert Butler
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SEATTLE — Local parents Chris and Maggie Nelson forced their teenage son to listen to the entire Red Hot Chili…
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Julien Perez
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One of my worst fears came true last night when I found a CD of Poison's "Flesh & Blood" tucked…
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Dan Rice
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Jean-Paul Sartre once wrote “Hell is other people.” Well, it turns out that “other person” is former White Stripes frontman…
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Contributor
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AUSTIN, Texas — Texas lawmakers continued their draconian war on reproductive freedom by passing a new law that would immediately…
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V.F. Thompson
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Well, the only man busted us trying to make off with one of his precious Pall Malls, and true to…
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Michael Palladino
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CHANDLER, Ariz. — Local Dad band Richie Thomas and the Ramblin’ Gamblers reprimanded booker Jason Turner last night for “screwing…
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M.J. Amory
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ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend…
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Mark Roebuck
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DENVER — Tonya and Jim Belding caught their teenage son inhaling vaporized smoke from “some bewildering contraption” last week, according…
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