Matt Husser
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August 17, 2023
Here at the Hard Times, we’re no strangers to waking up from a drug-induced slumber in a dingy bathroom next…
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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Local maniac Cole Kristoff openly admits he prefers the most recent releases from his favorite metal band…
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John Danek
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November 3, 2022
You’ve really crossed the line this time. Consider my feelings officially hurt. A restraining order?!? Never in my life have…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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Daniel Menegaz
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September 26, 2020
NEW YORK — HBO replaced its popular late night talk-show “Last Week Tonight” with “A Week Tonight” following a deterioration…
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The Hard Times Staff
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February 28, 2016
HARTFORD, CT – In a disturbing display of antisocial behavior, local psychopath Chaz Milwall bragged to coworkers that he routinely…
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