Johnny Amizich											
										
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order that required Disneyland to reopen Splash Mountain and “Song of The…									
									
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												Charles Bill											
										
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											
										
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump made the decision to replace the country’s highest military decoration for valor in action with…									
									
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump debuted a completely new pronunciation of the holiday “Cinco De Mayo” while addressing local reporters…									
									
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												Tim Gill											
										
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump issued a mandate that all federal employees must cease obtaining vaccinations and instead schedule weekly…									
									
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										WASHINGTON — President Trump announced a new program to help boost ICE enlistment numbers by promising to forgive any debt…									
									
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												Zack Zagranis											
										
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump attended Ash Wednesday service at St. John's Episcopal Church, Lafayette Square, where he reportedly asked…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											
										
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										WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump signed an executive order demanding Kid Vid be the sole member of the Burger King…									
									
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												Ben Friedman											
										
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										DES MOINES, Iowa — A new poll shows Kamala Harris’ lead over Donald Trump nearly doubled after telling rallygoers that…									
									
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										WASHINGTON — Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly spent the entire night laughing and talking on the phone with former…									
									
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