Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of the Interior recognized 34-year-old Rob Meszka of Louisville, Kentucky with the Citizen’s Award for…
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Chris Bowen
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ALBION, N.Y. — Local curmudgeon Hadwin McKlusky fell victim to a vicious prank played by neighborhood kids in which they…
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Max Barth
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WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Local Trump supporter Stephen Hall confirmed that he is happy about Trump’s win, but is a…
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CHICAGO — Party officials running the Democratic National Convention in Chicago asked for increased security after they learned Dave Matthews…
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BUTLER, Penn. — A loose, and utterly disgusting, accidental bowel movement inside former President Trump's underwear admitted it was already…
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Jordan Liffengren
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SEATTLE, Wash. — Newly sober punk Dustin Patterson swore off alcohol after he experienced his first-ever bowel movement with a…
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Matt McInerney
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This is a joke, right? I’m not going out there! The air is literally attacking the ground right now, and…
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Tim Sheard
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Meet Ashley Hightower, a 28 year-old-college graduate from an upper-middle-class family. Like a lot of us, she has severe anxiety,…
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Chris Bowen
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ELMIRA, N.Y. — Local Wendy's employee Jared Snyder was blissfully unaware that the broom he had picked up to play…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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TACOMA, Wash. — Show regular Harmony Smith put the seat down in the bathroom of venue Plaid Pig before squatting…
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