Trevor Graham
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 42-year-old punk Chet Roberts, who has spent the last 27 years living day-to-day in suspended teenage…
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Mac McCarthy
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The Y2K bug was supposed to cause the end of the world. At least it was according to your parents’…
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Cory Cousins
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local angsty teen goth hang and ironic t-shirt purveyor Hot Topic traded one of their employees to…
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Steve Packosky
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NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pa. — A friend group composed of progressive metal band Dream Theater fans made a pact to lose…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden was reportedly startled late last night after he was unexpectedly visited by his own ghost,…
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Chris Bowen
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Who's got two horns, helped to spearhead the first wave (and only true wave, for my money) of black metal…
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Doug Kolic
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SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…
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Charles Bill
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In the words of Steve Miller and his band, time keeps on slipping into the future. Do you want to…
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Joe Rumrill
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LONDON — Longtime Rolling Stones manager Joyce Smith finally revealed that she has been deep in a “Weekend at Bernie’s”…
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James Knapp
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TONAWANDA, N.Y. — 39-year-old Kyle Lowe recently began a new and horrifying phase of his adulthood where he now almost…
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