James Webster											 
										 
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											May 26, 2019										 
									 
									
										RICHMOND, Va. — Researchers and social archaeologists at Virginia Commonwealth University discovered last week that the first-ever house show scheduled…									
									
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												Lauren Lavín											 
										 
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											May 23, 2019										 
									 
									
										GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Irritated neighbors of yours confirm you fully lost your shit early this morning when you discovered the…									
									
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												Andrew Michael											 
										 
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											May 1, 2019										 
									 
									
										ANAHEIM, Calif. — Local father Brett Donaldson let everyone at Disneyland know yesterday that “...he’s no fucking pussy” by proudly…									
									
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												Andy Holt											 
										 
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											September 17, 2018										 
									 
									
										LOS ANGELES — Perpetually unemployed boyfriend Liam Womack announced yesterday that he will cease failing to author novels to pursue…									
									
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												Mike Moran											 
										 
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											July 5, 2018										 
									 
									
										COCKEYSVILLE, Md. — Computer scientists have successfully created a new algorithm for punks, elitists, and adherents to all things “alt”…									
									
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												Brendan Krick											 
										 
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											February 23, 2018										 
									 
									
										EPHRATA, Penn. — 79-year-old grandmother Patti Leinbach was, for the first time ever, completely indifferent about her grandson Pete’s music…									
									
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