Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently called into Hannity to boast about the minimal help he needed beating the entire…
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KANTO — Local would-be Pokémon trainer Bobby, despite completing his initial training, receiving a Pokédex, and being fully prepared to…
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Kevin Flynn
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NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation…
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Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — Tyler Wendell, the latest pro Super Smash Bros. player accused of sexual misconduct, has announced that he will…
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Tyler Simpson
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COALVILLE, U.K. — Donkey Kong Country’s recent addition to the Nintendo Switch Online SNES collection has fans and audiophiles alike…
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Owen Crowlie
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SAN DIEGO — Fans of professional Smash Bros. player and alleged sexual predator ‘K1ra’ have reported widespread feelings of disbelief…
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Noah Ammerman
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Ever since Ganondorf attacked Hyrule, I’ve had to constantly remind you that we can’t go back to our normal lives…
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Matt Shore
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CLOCK TOWN — A Termina citizen took to the streets yesterday to denounce the large, ominous moon inching ever closer…
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Collin Brown
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NORTHERN HEMISPHERE — Chaos erupted during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration held by the animal inhabitants of the newly…
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