Dan Rice
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Over the years I have received mounting criticism for exercising my right to wield a homemade knife glove and enter…
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Nathan Kamal
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Did we just discover a real life Freddy Krueger? This high school janitor from Springwood, Ohio totally got his ass…
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Heather Cook
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HADDONFIELD, Ill. — Serial killer and supernatural force of pure evil Michael Myers insists upon wearing three layers of face…
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Freddy Krueger
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Hey kids, it’s your old pal, Freddy! No, not that molest-y 2010 reboot crap, I’m talking O.G Fred Man. That’s…
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Chuck Kowalski
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ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite…
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